answer:

  • jenny is a simple girl who has bisexual tendencies, although her attraction to males is far greater than her atttraction to females. thank God.
  • she is Eurasian. her mother is an indian. her dad is an australian. but then again her mother is half malaysian. and her maternal granny is peranakan. her paternal grandfather was born on a ship (according to her dad). conclusion: her blood is so impure, it is a possibility that he has every blood in her.
  • jenny believes in God, the Son, The Holy Spirit and the Blessed Virgin Mary.
  • she used to be a slightly racist bassist in a slipshod, couldn’t-care-less and virtually unknown band called the Pretty Potheads. she was the sole female member. they wrote four songs that sounded suspiciously like mash-ups, and recorded their first and last EP at TNT Studios in Peninsula plaza. the pretty potheads is now defunct (to those four of you who believed that we could make it big someday, HAHAHA. sorry, tarra). currently, jenny is no longer a bassist. but she’s still racist.
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  • jenny loves to hang out at a totally cool place called Blk 408.
  • did you know that she has an unhealthy obssesion with Green Day? if you didn’t, or worse still, you don’t know what Green Day is, do the world a favour. bury yourself.
  • jenny aspires to be a rock star/a rich tai-tai/a rock/ Marilyn Manson/personal make-up artist to Billie Joe Armstrong/ an astronaut/ and a rock star.
  • jenny used to be a fat, overweight kid who had to attend TAF club in primary school. due to repeated threatening from her mother, the school let her off. of course, today, she is a stunning, gorgeous, jaw-dropping, amazing…. kid.
  • she still plays catching, hide-and-seek and Old Maid with a few of her crazy friends and relatives who still remain sane in her presence.

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