dumb quotes that make you feel smarter

i think one of the sole purposes of famous people is to entertain us humans. in fact, they are entertainers. the only difference between a circus clown and a famous icon is that the circus clown still can have sex without someone taking a video of him.

i’d like to thank www.vh1.com and snarky gossip for compiling some of the funniest, jaw dropping quotes to come from celebrities. in fact, i think these should be part of every motivational talk, simply because they reassure people that they’re not as dumb as they think.

some choice morsels:

• Jessica Simpson – (after picking up a can of Chicken Of The Sea tuna)-”Is this chicken what I have, or is this fish? I know it’s tuna but it says Chicken, by the Sea”
• Paris – “What’s Walmart, do they sell like wall stuff?”
• Arnold Schwarzanegger – “I think that gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman.”
• Christina Aguilera – “So, where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?”
• Joaquin Phoenix – “Do I have a large frog in my hair? I have the sensation that something is eating my brain”
• Brooke Shields – “Smoking kills, and if you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.”
• Jessica simpson- “I’m not anorexic. I’m from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I’ve never heard of one. And that includes me.”
• Paris -“I’m so smart now. Everyone’s always like ‘take your top off.’ Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I’m not stupid.”