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the internet is a scary thing. right now, i can imagine thousands of bored, testosterone-filled geeks sitting in front of their computers, Googling random words out of sheer boredom. sometimes I’m guilty of that too. I’ve Googled stuff like “how to make banana soup” and “how to make your own drugs”. but that’s beside the point.

on a whim, i glanced at my blog stats (shown above). looking at these terms have left me disturbed. these are the kind of things only Chijie would do.

perhaps if put the word “sex” in every blog post, even if that post has nothing whatsoever to do with sex, I’ll have 10,000 hits overnight. hell, i should rename this blog as www.jennysex.wordpress.com and maybe I’ll be known as Paris Hilton of the East.

I wonder which sicko Googled “free sex now what number do i call” or the even more bizarre “free chick talk in singapore sex“. once again, i’d like to clarify that i do not offer any services, sexual or otherwise.

then we have the simply weird like ”what men doing in toilet smelly“. well, what men do in toilets is a smelly affair, and i really don’t want to know what they do in toilets besides urinating. so whoever googled this term, i assume you are either 1) an extremely bored female with an extreme sense of curiosity, or 2) a Martian attempting to disguise yourself as a man and spy on Earthlings, but you are at a loss when it comes to the complicated process of Using a Male Lavatory.

now, googling “good hate insults kill sluts” is very misleading. do insults kill sluts? can hate insults ever be good? I must do more research on this matter.

i know who Googled “anthony kiedis possessive“. his fiance did.

and FYI, its jennySPEAKS, not jennySPICS.

thank you for your kind attention.