May 17, 2008...6:16 am
sex sells.
These are terms people used to find your blog.
| Search | Views |
| free sex call |
15 |
| free chick talk in singapore sex |
19 |
| what men doing in toilet smelly |
12 |
| free sex now what number do i call |
21 |
| good hate insults kill sluts |
14 |
| dumb gay marriage quotes by famous people |
12 |
| last present cheap christmas |
9 |
| free sexs |
18 |
| anthony kiedis possessive |
5 |
| jennyspics.wordpress.com |
4 |
the internet is a scary thing. right now, i can imagine thousands of bored, testosterone-filled geeks sitting in front of their computers, Googling random words out of sheer boredom. sometimes I’m guilty of that too. I’ve Googled stuff like “how to make banana soup” and “how to make your own drugs”. but that’s beside the point.
on a whim, i glanced at my blog stats (shown above). looking at these terms have left me disturbed. these are the kind of things only Chijie would do.
perhaps if put the word “sex” in every blog post, even if that post has nothing whatsoever to do with sex, I’ll have 10,000 hits overnight. hell, i should rename this blog as www.jennysex.wordpress.com and maybe I’ll be known as Paris Hilton of the East.
I wonder which sicko Googled “free sex now what number do i call” or the even more bizarre “free chick talk in singapore sex“. once again, i’d like to clarify that i do not offer any services, sexual or otherwise.
then we have the simply weird like ”what men doing in toilet smelly“. well, what men do in toilets is a smelly affair, and i really don’t want to know what they do in toilets besides urinating. so whoever googled this term, i assume you are either 1) an extremely bored female with an extreme sense of curiosity, or 2) a Martian attempting to disguise yourself as a man and spy on Earthlings, but you are at a loss when it comes to the complicated process of Using a Male Lavatory.
now, googling “good hate insults kill sluts” is very misleading. do insults kill sluts? can hate insults ever be good? I must do more research on this matter.
i know who Googled “anthony kiedis possessive“. his fiance did.
and FYI, its jennySPEAKS, not jennySPICS.
thank you for your kind attention.
9 Comments
May 17, 2008 at 8:38 am
I Lol-edddddddd. This is funny man! Ok, I wonder whos the leacherous being who’s so desperate searching for sex but he ends up (disappointed, happy?) at your blog everytime :P.
Perhaps the sluts were looking for a good place with advice like your “How to be emo” and “Sluts/Bimbo” post.
As for JENNYSPICS.wordpress.com, I presume that that person has a learning disability, perhaps dyslexia (just kidding) xD.
May 17, 2008 at 4:11 pm
Annoyed, eh? Welcome to the world of sexual jerks (read: internet)! Lol
Try to see the way i do. It might be the solution.
Cheers
May 17, 2008 at 4:27 pm
Sex is a major attraction on the net. Just go to Youtube and see what sells
May 18, 2008 at 3:57 pm
hey, sexy.
muahaha. “what men doing in toilet smelly”. maybe some poor delusioned guy wants to know if what he does in the toilet, ahem, is considered normal. too bad he didn’t get his answer here.
May 19, 2008 at 10:24 pm
ty-rex sex
trailer sluts big butts
These are two of mine for today.
May 19, 2008 at 10:28 pm
“IDEA”….gonna run back to my blog and tag every entry with sex, butt, smelly, and poontang. No, wait, I already have a poontang tag.
May 21, 2008 at 2:25 pm
OH. at least you didn’t get “meaning of someone taking your lollipop”. that’s what i got today. /:
May 30, 2008 at 5:17 am
hah, barbie.
“trailer sluts big butts”
sounds like poetry actually.
July 8, 2008 at 4:01 am
Actually, I think it’s haiku
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