if life was a a fleshy backside, then i am the thorn.

if you are a balloon, then i am the needle.

if life was an arse, i am the haemorrhoid.

if you are an iceberg, i am the ozone hole.

if you read this, you probably have pimples on your face.

(this entire verse fails to make sense.)

good day to you.

and watch out for banana peels on the pavement.